Tex McBurger | return
Tex McBurger is a participant. He was contemplating claiming Nature Hill and starting 2 cities, one with the name Lumberhelm, but has not gone through with it yet. He was homeless until 06AUG25, when he received a building in Whateveropolis from the Kelm Welfare Queen Program.
| Dates Active | Ages Active | Nativity |
| 10MAY25-present | a.30 | Chelm (10MAY25-present) |
Sports Championships
| TEAM | AWARD | YEAR(S) | TOURNAMENT |
| Indigenous Chelm |  |
2025 | Kick Butt Kickball Classic |